[Blitzø, with all the excitement and energy of a devious raccoon, hopped onto stage and started projecting his voice.]
WHAT'S UP LOVEBIRD CROWD! I just wanna thank Madhuri for inviting me as one of her bosses to her super fuckin' dope wedding. If you nerds don't know yet: the badass bride works for me and Dante, at "Immediate Murder Professionals: Devils May Cry". We're your resident nightmare-murdering-machines! And I did a little workshopping on a little something so you all can help spread the word. Ah-hem-hem...
[Clearing his throat, straightening his vest, Blitzø started to sing at a hectic, obnoxious jingle pace, accompanied so helpfully by Octavia on the piano.]
When you want a nightmare gone and you don't wanna wait too long, Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, or maybe even deeply fried? The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well... because we all came from some Hell!
Protect your husband or your wife, we'll all be here to save their life! The Immediate Murder Professionals!
[And, because he's Blitzø and he's an asshole, he's whipped out his gun and he fires it straight up in the air for emphasis. BANG.]
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WHAT'S UP LOVEBIRD CROWD! I just wanna thank Madhuri for inviting me as one of her bosses to her super fuckin' dope wedding. If you nerds don't know yet: the badass bride works for me and Dante, at "Immediate Murder Professionals: Devils May Cry". We're your resident nightmare-murdering-machines! And I did a little workshopping on a little something so you all can help spread the word. Ah-hem-hem...
[Clearing his throat, straightening his vest, Blitzø started to sing at a hectic, obnoxious jingle pace, accompanied so helpfully by Octavia on the piano.]
When you want a nightmare gone and you don't wanna wait too long,
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
Hand grenade or cyanide, or maybe even deeply fried?
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
We do our job so well... because we all came from some Hell!
Protect your husband or your wife, we'll all be here to save their life!
The Immediate Murder Professionals!
[And, because he's Blitzø and he's an asshole, he's whipped out his gun and he fires it straight up in the air for emphasis. BANG.]
Aaaaand it's all freeeeeee!