Ehe, oh trust me! I'm far from being bored! It's refreshing to hear what a seasoned funeral director like yourself might think! Honouring the passed for everything that they are. I think there's something perfectly poetic about that.

[He's written his fair share of poems about passed loved ones, after all.]

And you'll be happy to know that your sedulous subordinate is here! And boring me every day, unlike you.