Look, there was nothing Alastor could do about the static. He could only turn it down so much.

"Nothing? Really? So you're just going to let her take her time in eating you?" The deer demon clicked his tongue with displeasure as he straightened and twirled his cane, the microphone glowing red as he did so. "That's awfully dull. I expected at least an attempt to save your own skin. Even if it was just to shove me into her waiting jaws to silence me! Ha ha ha ha!"