"Why, it grants you the permission to do all sorts of things, like pack grappling hooks, caltrops, maps, lug around treasure and hunt for it. ...Also hunt giant beasties without being considered the neighborhood menace. One would think that having the leftover dried blood of a great hydra under your fingernails is a sound conversation starter... alas."

Alright, let's head further down. A hand, if you would?

"Your wearing red is clever in that regard. Also I can't imagine you in any other hue, really."