Maple got the game started, keeping herself hunkered down low to start mouthing the little friend. Paws? Ears? But she was oh so gentle.

"Like a breakfast french fry patty... that sounds so good...!" Next mission: Find and make or buy a hash brown. He liked french fries, especially when they were a little extra salty and crispy.

"I picked up cooking pretty quick after I found work and got a place to live. It beats the Hell outta diggin' through the trash for years and hope nothin's too gross."