Y'know, I get called all kinds of names, so I think I might be qualified. I like puttin' on a show. ...Oh, and I can juggle and bring stuff back up after I swallow it, too.

Check it.

[Because this was SO AWKWARD, he grabbed any old object: A pen, a pair of dice, whatever was handy. After he chucked it down the hatch, swallowed, counted to ten...

...

And with a HORK, it's back in his hand.]

Ta-daaaa~