Never heard of Skittles?! What, do you live under a rock? No, trust me, licorice tastes nothing like them, you are missing out.

Wait, these things actually shoot candy? So you're telling me I was just shot down by a giant candy corn? Ugh, no wonder I feel covered in cooking glaze or whatever that bug secretion crap is called!

[She lets out a loud groan and slowly drags her hands over her face... welp, that must be the sugar crash kicking in.]