[IT'S A DREAMLAND, THERE ARE NO ETHICS HERE. IT'S ALL KOSHER.
If he had a tail it'd be wagging about now, expectantly hoping for Hiyori to take the first bite. But no, she thwarts him yet again by being a perfectly sensible young lady, going for the utensils like a civilized person instead of splitting it the good old fashioned way.
His eyes well up as she starts cutting into it, spoiling his chances for a romantic wurst thirst. He lets out a plaintive cry like it's him she's slicing, hands clutched to his chest.]
Aaaaaw, Hiyoriiii! Why'd you have to go and do that?! We could've shared it the other way! There's nothing wrong with that!
[Aside from the fact it'd mean their lips would meet somewhere in the middle. Though perhaps that's exactly what he was gunning for. It's certainly hard to imagine otherwise when the outcome is so clear.
Though for all his whining, he eagerly takes his portion of the hotdog once she's finished, and starts shoving it in his mouth, mumbling around it as he goes even as the tears keep flowing. He won't let her forget how heartbroken he is!]
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If he had a tail it'd be wagging about now, expectantly hoping for Hiyori to take the first bite. But no, she thwarts him yet again by being a perfectly sensible young lady, going for the utensils like a civilized person instead of splitting it the good old fashioned way.
His eyes well up as she starts cutting into it, spoiling his chances for a romantic wurst thirst. He lets out a plaintive cry like it's him she's slicing, hands clutched to his chest.]
Aaaaaw, Hiyoriiii! Why'd you have to go and do that?! We could've shared it the other way! There's nothing wrong with that!
[Aside from the fact it'd mean their lips would meet somewhere in the middle. Though perhaps that's exactly what he was gunning for. It's certainly hard to imagine otherwise when the outcome is so clear.
Though for all his whining, he eagerly takes his portion of the hotdog once she's finished, and starts shoving it in his mouth, mumbling around it as he goes even as the tears keep flowing. He won't let her forget how heartbroken he is!]
Mmm... 's good!