If it's actual zombies, then even better! We'll be helping to take care of a menace. [It'll definitely be better than almost getting crushed by a candy corn golem, or wrapped up by licorice spiders. ...you know, they really have had one hell of a day already. If they were smart they'd cut their losses and stick to something safe, like bobbing for apples.]
We still haven't had candied apples! Those are stock foods at fairs, right? [He beams at her like literal sunshine, practically aglow.] If that were the case then we'd just have to be more picky about what we ate. But since it's not! Free food for all! [He grabs her by the hands and swings her around towards the zombie shooter game.]
See?? Plenty of room for a little snack afterwards! Now let's get going so we don't miss out on the next game! C'mon, c'mon~!
[With childish enthusiasm, he starts dragging her off, carefully, through the crowds towards their destination.]
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If it's actual zombies, then even better! We'll be helping to take care of a menace. [It'll definitely be better than almost getting crushed by a candy corn golem, or wrapped up by licorice spiders. ...you know, they really have had one hell of a day already. If they were smart they'd cut their losses and stick to something safe, like bobbing for apples.]
We still haven't had candied apples! Those are stock foods at fairs, right? [He beams at her like literal sunshine, practically aglow.] If that were the case then we'd just have to be more picky about what we ate. But since it's not! Free food for all! [He grabs her by the hands and swings her around towards the zombie shooter game.]
See?? Plenty of room for a little snack afterwards! Now let's get going so we don't miss out on the next game! C'mon, c'mon~!
[With childish enthusiasm, he starts dragging her off, carefully, through the crowds towards their destination.]