Hm. This knife should do it. Couple of those, a marker, couple of spoons and a bowl.
First part made sense. It was different for everyone, that was cool. But showing a lot of skin, yet not TOO much skin? He did remember liking the porn mags he'd read where it was actually more fun when they had stuff on them rather than rockin' out with everything out-
Okay but that last part.
...
"I gotta... make people think there's a dark god in my pants?"
A beat. A lightbulb went off in his head.
"Ohhh." He was pretty sure people could guess what he had. B u t, nobody knew what it looked like. Or how he could use it. Mystery, right? He couldn't just let any old joe schmoe know.
"...No, no. I get it. Hold on. Baby steps!" He looked down and thought for a moment. Maybe tie his shirt off at the back for a little midriff, and then... roll up his pant legs up past the knees?
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First part made sense. It was different for everyone, that was cool. But showing a lot of skin, yet not TOO much skin? He did remember liking the porn mags he'd read where it was actually more fun when they had stuff on them rather than rockin' out with everything out-
Okay but that last part.
...
"I gotta... make people think there's a dark god in my pants?"
A beat. A lightbulb went off in his head.
"Ohhh." He was pretty sure people could guess what he had. B u t, nobody knew what it looked like. Or how he could use it. Mystery, right? He couldn't just let any old joe schmoe know.
"...No, no. I get it. Hold on. Baby steps!" He looked down and thought for a moment. Maybe tie his shirt off at the back for a little midriff, and then... roll up his pant legs up past the knees?