Ser, you have been booped. And she probably could destroy you, but you'd enjoy every moment of it.

Madhuri canted her upper body. "...Oh! I'm sorry- I forget some worlds don't rely a lot on mounts for travel. I wouldn't even know where to start when it comes to a car, if it's any consolation."

She stepped to Ruby's side. "Here, grab the horn up here on the saddle, and your right foot in the stirrup there. Then you'll lift and swing the other leg over. On three. One... two...!"