[Really, she wasn't sure if 'chasing a wicked doppelganger of her spouse' was ever going to be on her bucket list, but that's just what happens when you're an adventurer from an award-winning MMORPG that you can play for free up to level-

Ah-ha! Nowhere left to go. She made a show of rolling up sleeves she didn't have.]

Alright, you...! You had your fun. Are we doing this the easy way or the hard way?

Because I've little issue putting my man in a headlock. ...When he deserves it, of course.