[you know, he's less inclined to help... because he's popcorning the scarecrows. they seem like they're being kind of aggressive, aren't they?]
Yeah, that's right! Fight the man!
[he's not going to help with the crows, is he...]
ii. hopped up hares
[we're not going to talk about how he's sitting in the middle of some rabbits and giggling to himself with a carrot crown on his head. we're just not going to talk about it.]
Hey, hey. What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend?
[the rabbits (that aren't digging around him, anyway), lean in as if hanging on his every word.]
A 24-carrot ring!!!
[he busts out laughing as if he's the most funny person in the world, which... regardless of his situation, he thinks he is.]
iii. wildcard
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ii. hopped up hares
iii. wildcard
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