[ maybe somewhere in this thread she'll remind him. because YATO............

is the most perverted, gentlemanly (??), and shy god ever. thank you for looking away, yatogami. you got there in the end.

meanwhile, hiyori: ]

I know you didn't!! B-because I would've felt it if you touched me! And I've been watching your hands this entire time! Someone else touched me!

[ those sure are emotions. she winces with his yell. when the light comes back, her eyes are instantly drawn to that feminine pattern around his waist. it looks like a skirt.

alright, well, it's not the first time she's caught yato in a skirt. at least it's not HERS. moreover, he's right. calm down and think. calm down, breathe, think. DON'T think of capyper boxers. god, he has capyper everything! ]

Y... yeah! That makes sense. Maybe they're extremely stealthy thieves that have an invisibility cloak. [ like that wizard book. ] In that case!!

[ reaching down and gathering a heaping armful of clothes, she starts throwing them haphazardly about the room so maybe it'll HIT SOMETHING. it hits nothing.

she's just throwing clothes around. ]