[asdfghj He doesn't know how much more of this he can take--!! He's being good, he's been a gentleman all (most) of this time, so why are the heavens continuing to test his resolve even further?!]
Don't you usually use your feet--? [His pedantic commentary just barely makes it clear of his lips when they get drenched yet again and he ends up with a face full of... well, lets just say he now is certain what size she is, and what type of body wash she uses. Sputtering as though the water had gotten him in the face rather than the legs, he scrunches his eyes shut and nods rapidly, eager to adhere to whatever demands she may make of him in order to avoid getting pummeled.]
Bathing suit, bathing suit, bathing suit...! [If he says it enough times, it'll be true, right??
Once he feels her extricate herself from him, he peeks out of one eye to watch her haul striped ass towards the catfish.
The thing seems as dumbfounded as him as she barrels across the cavern room, hopping once and then flailing its little flippers in a desperate attempt to gain traction so it can get out of the way of her underwear-clad wrath. Sadly it doesn't seem to make any progress. Go get 'em, Hiyori!!]
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Don't you usually use your feet--? [His pedantic commentary just barely makes it clear of his lips when they get drenched yet again and he ends up with a face full of... well, lets just say he now is certain what size she is, and what type of body wash she uses. Sputtering as though the water had gotten him in the face rather than the legs, he scrunches his eyes shut and nods rapidly, eager to adhere to whatever demands she may make of him in order to avoid getting pummeled.]
Bathing suit, bathing suit, bathing suit...! [If he says it enough times, it'll be true, right??
Once he feels her extricate herself from him, he peeks out of one eye to watch her haul striped ass towards the catfish.
The thing seems as dumbfounded as him as she barrels across the cavern room, hopping once and then flailing its little flippers in a desperate attempt to gain traction so it can get out of the way of her underwear-clad wrath. Sadly it doesn't seem to make any progress. Go get 'em, Hiyori!!]