Please, they're bats, the worst they can do is get stuck in my hair, and been there done that already! [THANKS, CROWS FROM LAST MONTH.
Technically, all BRC is doing anyway is giving orders, so Helga decides to traipse over to a higher spot - it's a castle, there have to be stairs somewhere, right? She finds a set and attempts to climb up the banister- wait, no, this is much harder to do when you're a flat cookie. Uh, well she'll just climb up a bunch of steps and yell at the bats. Yeah, that'll do the trick.]
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Technically, all BRC is doing anyway is giving orders, so Helga decides to traipse over to a higher spot - it's a castle, there have to be stairs somewhere, right? She finds a set and attempts to climb up the banister- wait, no, this is much harder to do when you're a flat cookie. Uh, well she'll just climb up a bunch of steps and yell at the bats. Yeah, that'll do the trick.]
HEY, RAT BIRDS, HOME IS OUTSIDE!