"Ha ha! Fuck you!" Alastor snapped, leaning into the king's face.

It was likely Lucifer wouldn't be around for long. It happened frequently enough: someone appearing, getting lost, but then disappearing again a few days later when things went back to normal. All he had to do was wait it out.

But, oh, it was going to be such a pain to get through however long it is!

"All right. Now the easy part: breaking it."

Unless Lucifer stopped him, Alastor was going to snap it over his spindly knee...and pretend it was Lucifer's neck.