[ turns out that gods in a relationship (the word still makes her blush and will probably continue to make her blush for a long time) will actually turn them secretly into
a male wife.
he's giving yukine a run for his money on how many chores one can do around the house as hiyori goes from room to room. she walks around with her hands to her cheeks, distractedly saying hi to to yato every time and not thinking much of it, getting kisseddfgslkglsjldg, getting redder WITH each kiss, and only FINALLY picks up that hey, something is wrong, hiyori, get your head out of the clouds when she's holding flowers instead of her cheeks and blinking at the spot he was standing when she hears it-- ]
1/? I DONT KNOW
a male wife.
he's giving yukine a run for his money on how many chores one can do around the house as hiyori goes from room to room. she walks around with her hands to her cheeks, distractedly saying hi to to yato every time and not thinking much of it, getting kisseddfgslkglsjldg, getting redder WITH each kiss, and only FINALLY picks up that hey, something is wrong, hiyori, get your head out of the clouds when she's holding flowers instead of her cheeks and blinking at the spot he was standing when she hears it-- ]