[Helga had no interest in going to some stupid wedding for two randos she's never met.
She insistently told herself this while pulling out the feather dress from her embarrassing "swan incident", imagining instead that it's the bridal gown for her own wedding to a certain football-headed gentleman.
And was promptly terrified when it turns her back into a swan with an obnoxious honk!
Buuuut wait, she can use this to her advantage! She can take a peep at the wedding without actually being a guest, and no one will know the difference! She can indulge in all of the romantic sentiments and none of the awkward socializing! It's brilliant! ...What do you mean she said she didn't want to go? Shut up!
So guests may notice a mute swan waddling around the reception parameters and... posing with the garland? Settling into the flowery meadow? Sighing while gazing goofily at the bride and groom? Must just be wedding décor - right? Couldn't possibly be a girl disguised as a swan, that's crazy talk.]
Helga Pataki | OTA
She insistently told herself this while pulling out the feather dress from her embarrassing "swan incident", imagining instead that it's the bridal gown for her own wedding to a certain football-headed gentleman.
And was promptly terrified when it turns her back into a swan with an obnoxious honk!
Buuuut wait, she can use this to her advantage! She can take a peep at the wedding without actually being a guest, and no one will know the difference! She can indulge in all of the romantic sentiments and none of the awkward socializing! It's brilliant! ...What do you mean she said she didn't want to go? Shut up!
So guests may notice a mute swan waddling around the reception parameters and... posing with the garland? Settling into the flowery meadow? Sighing while gazing goofily at the bride and groom? Must just be wedding décor - right? Couldn't possibly be a girl disguised as a swan, that's crazy talk.]