[Joke's on both of them; embarrassing as the nickname is, he doesn't actively mind it either. He deserves to be embarrassed once in a while, he feels. And it's... endearing, really, that Iris would think to honor him with a nickname.]

Well, I would have finished all of it, had I not passed along a small portion to Sholmes near the very end. [Sholmes had all but stared the pheasant out of Yujin's mouth; it had left a bitter taste of guilt in his mouth.] Should yours be just as delicious, I'm afraid it may cause our world's greatest detective to spontaneously appear within this very dining room.