Another? [Oh come on, that first distraction was gold, how was he possibly going to top that?
He narrows his eyes and grits his teeth.]
Alright, here goes nothin'! Hey! You big galoot, look over here!
[...It wasn't much of a plan, but his shouting does get the scorpion's attention, at least. It tries to slam him with one of its claws, but he dodges, hopping on top of the claw.]
You'll have to do better than that if you're gonna catch me!
[It begins to thrash its claws about, trying to shake him off, but he's holding steadfastly onto it now.]
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He narrows his eyes and grits his teeth.]
Alright, here goes nothin'! Hey! You big galoot, look over here!
[...It wasn't much of a plan, but his shouting does get the scorpion's attention, at least. It tries to slam him with one of its claws, but he dodges, hopping on top of the claw.]
You'll have to do better than that if you're gonna catch me!
[It begins to thrash its claws about, trying to shake him off, but he's holding steadfastly onto it now.]