[ Of course he'd have a hard time getting his point across. Who wouldn't have their idea of food skewed after spending so much time with a man who ate fish and chips from a greasy old newspaper. Not that Sholmes hasn't stooped to eating strange and terrible things in a fit of famished desperation, but he operates under the strict delusion that he has standards. ]

Yes, well. Arranging food into a more pleasing shape doesn't preclude eating it. Answer me this: would you rather eat an uninspiring bar of chocolate, or [ He sweeps his arm towards ] ... a dashing chocolate Sholmes?