[ For all of his apparent bumbling, the first rule of Herlock Sholmes is that there's always some ulterior motive. And Sholmes can't fault the girl for a bit of leery skepticism--a healthy habit for a detective, and surely well-ingrained by a life on the streets. ]

I know, I've set the bar quite high. Quite intimidating to stand in the shadow of such greatness. [ There is something intimidating about the chocolate Sholmes, but that's probably more to do with the hollow, pained expression, as if it's tormented by the burden of its own existence. ]

What about Chief Inspector Toby? The dog would look quite handsome in chocolate.