(Tsurumaru. That's who. When you've already lived for over a thousand years, what's a little more time spent on a process? Nevermind the fact that Tsurumaru himself is... difficult to genuinely befriend? But it's fine. He never expects anyone to stick around long enough to really get to that point!!!)
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(He's teasing because what's with that look!!)
Eh, who has time for all of the steps?
(Tsurumaru. That's who. When you've already lived for over a thousand years, what's a little more time spent on a process? Nevermind the fact that Tsurumaru himself is... difficult to genuinely befriend? But it's fine. He never expects anyone to stick around long enough to really get to that point!!!)
It's more fun to skip to the exciting parts.