[ Sholmes squints at the end result, tilting his head to see if he's just looking at it from the wrong angle ... ? ]

Well, Inspector Lestrade, I must say, it's very avant-garde. [ He takes a drag from his pipe and tries to formulate a more pointed observation. ] The wide eyes and the third ear certainly suggest the canine's vigilance.

[ He sighs, and shrugs. ]

However, it pains me to say: we cannot yet rule on who is the superior chocolate craftsman, as we lack both an impartial judge and my own creation.