[OPEN] 2nd Dose ♡ Catch All for August

[itsytitsyspider]

Who: Angel and You!
Which: Log and Interactive Dream post
Where: Various locations depending on prompt.
What: This is a monster of a post for all the August shenanigans this sinner spider is going to be up to this month. From windy weather to spicy foods, come in to pester the spider.
Warnings: Angel Dust being Angel Dust. He is a demon from Hell and has done a few things he’s not proud of. His dream does take place in Club 666 where he works and there may be drugs and or alcohol if look for it. But otherwise I will refrain from mentioning it since it is not the point of the dream. However Angel will be providing entertainment…


1 ♡ Along Came a Spider~ ♡ Dream Board

1-A ♡ It Be Wimby
It's a little known secret that one of the useless powers that the spider demon had was the ability to sense storms coming. You know, not a power you go around braggin’ to people. All you gotta do is look outside to tell the weather. The only reason why it's worth mentioning now is that recently, it's been a major pain in his ass. With all this weird windly weather they have been having, it's been causing his fur to ruffle up the back of his neck as if he had real life spidey senses. Sounds cool, but it was becoming an annoyance.

But he wasn’t going to let a little bad weather stop him from going on a little shopping spree. Since being here, Angel hadn’t really explored all the boutique that Reverein had to offer and he had a very… particular article of clothing he was interested in locating. After getting ready at the Happy Tree Friend Manor, the spider made quick work to head out down to the markets. Though… what he saw along the way was not… reassuring. Lots of downed trees and smashed rooftops. Reverein natives seemed to be trying to pick up the broken pieces of their livelihoods, but….. Angel scooted on by until he discovered the shop he wished to check out had also fallen to the same fate. His face twisted as he rested his hands on his waist with an annoyed sigh.

“Shit…. Just my luck.” The spider lamented to himself.

1-B ♡ Its Getting Hot In Here?
A spicy food eating contest? And the winner gets to decide what food to be brought here? Oh sign him up. He knew exactly what he would wish for. How bad could this be? Heading to the Wild Harvest to see what poor suckers he had to go through to get him some decent Italian food around here, upon his arrival to the event location, seeing what he had to eat gave him pause. Devil raman? Devilcurry? Wow, so creative. Must have taken them forever to cook up a name like that.

Antics aside, the food in question was no joke. Angel could tell from smell alone that this shit was hot. Fuck jusy the fumes was enough to make his eyes water. Nope, don’t wuss out. This is for melanzane alla parmigiana! Clearing his throat, Angel stands tall, cocking a questioning brow.

“So… how do you win this? Do I got to beat everyone? What’s the criteria?”

1-C ♡ Nerd Shit….
Hearing that there were cute new critters down on the beach, Angel was more than ready to head back out that way. After his last visit, it had been very entertaining and he hoped his second trip would be just as enjoyable. However, when he arrived, it dawned on him what the intent of this outing was… Wait wait wait… they wanted him to take notes? Was he getting paid for this? This seemed like a way to con people into giving up free labor. Man, he should have read the fine print. Though ’survey’ should have been enough to tip him off. But hey, if he read the fine print on contracts, he wouldn’t be in trouble back where he was from…..

Still… it was a day at the beach watching animals… Wasn’t going to let this sour his mood, much. But he was still going to pout about it. Finding a nice spot to sit, Angel pulled out his notebook to idly sketch crude doodles of the creatures he saw.

1-D ♡ Eals are Friends, Not Food
After a while, Angel grew tired of sitting around doin’ ‘nerd shit’ in his notebook and decided to take a walk further down the shoreline. It felt a bit odd with how few people there were. Last time he was there, the whole beach a buzz with excitement and there were swarms of bodies. Now it felt quiet and lonely…. Despite what you might think of him, it was a feeling he knew all too well.

However, a commotion down the shore broke the spider from his thoughts. Angel was still too far away to make out what was going on, but he could hear men's voices and the crash of waves. Nothing else of note was happening on the sands and this was the first bit of action he's seen so yeah, of course he went to go check it out. As he drew closer his sharp eyes could make out a group of men on a long boat struggling with lines as the water around them frothed and bubbled. What the Hell did they have?

As if on commanded, the electric eal's head breached the water's surface. Wh-what a cute face~.Sue him, he loved fish. The Blobfish was number one of course. It was just a glimpse but he could tell it was in pain. Those bastards. They had to be stopped. But how?

2 ♡ Make it Rain~ ♡ Interactive Dream

Bathed in a dim rosy hue cast by the sparsely placed wall lights, the dream cuts to the inside of what appears to be a nightclub to some… interesting patrons. Demons. They came in all shapes and sizes, Hellborn and sinner alike. It was quite obvious that this place was from a different world. The music was dark and primal and the deep base thrummed through your chest. It seemed to almost… pull on your deepest temptations. The main floor was packed to the gills with its deviant dependents who were primarily localized around the long center stage that divided the main room. Although there was some smaller demon performing, most of the clientele were preoccupied partaking in the amenities the establishment provided. Along the right wall was a bar, its shelves dotted with oddly colored elixirs. On the opposing wall was the entrance to the club itself, with a bright neon sign that flashed ”Club 666”. Through all the buzz, a distinctive radio static chuckle rises to the top. Sitting on his throne at the end of the center stage was the king pin himself… an oddly familiar deer dressed like a strawberry pimp… Something about this didn’t seem quite right. But there wasn’t much time to question it as the smaller demon left the stage. The star event was about to begin.

A hush fell over the main hall as the red blush of the overhead lights faded, casting the room into near darkness. The patrons who had been engrossed in their own business all singularly turned their attention to center stage. Even the Strawberry Pimp shifted upon his perch, leaning forward with anticipation. A pair of heels clicked in the dark as someone made their way on the stage. Taking their position in front of the long silver pole, the performer inhaled deeply. The deep thrum of the bass kicked back in and pink lights flashed in the shape of a web silhouetted Angel's form. Dressed in only the most meager scrap of hot pink fabric that barely preserved any sort of decency and his iconic thigh high boots, every inch of his vivid pink markings were on full display. The spider has arrived.

The house lights brighten, illuminating the spider as the beat of the music picks up. The intense lustful leering from the crowd burned into the demon, but all Angel could feel was the vibration of the bass throbbing in his ribcage. It was just him and the stage. Moving in time with the melody, Angel glided around the silver pole loving the breeze in his fur. Climbing up and down in a feat of strength and agility, it was quite hypnotizing. There was a beauty to his movements with those long legs and slender arms. Creating intricate shapes with his multiple limbs. It was truly captivating. No wonder he was so popular down here in Hell. The audience erupted in whistles and crude cat calls as the porn star spun himself silly around the pole. The Strawberry Pimp sneered, catching Angel’s eye.

Sliding seductively down the pole, Angel pranced down the steps onto the catwalk, returning the sly grin up at the deer. Making it half way down the stage, the starlet blew not Alastor the Overlord a kiss before falling to his knees, continuing to put on a show to please his boss as bits of green showered down around him.

[ooc: Don’t see something you want? Feel free to hit me up on plurk goddessofsugar. Also feel free to jump on more than one if you like.]