[Goodness, he's starting to wonder if Bennett is a natural disaster magnet.]

As thrilling as I imagine that to be...it sounds like you've had quite a rough time while adventuring. Surely this doesn't happen as frequently as it sounds like it is.

[There's no way this one, singular guy really has been through tornadoes and mudslides and multiple lightning strikes. He'd have to break ten mirrors for that. No, a hundred mirrors.]