I'd like to know why the candy decided to tie people up, yes. ...I'd also like more taffy that isn't possessed; I'd been looking forward to a treat.

[Gods. At least she didn't get those chocolate frogs... imagine what they'd get up to?]

It's the store over there, actu- ohhh...

[She planted her hands on her hips.]

...Joke shop. Well, that's what I get for not reading signs. Perhaps I'll see what else they sell and ask what on earth to look out for if I ever crave candy in the future. Goodness knows how long the enchantments last.