[ Thoma wouldn’t have held it against her if she’d mentioned she liked it – he figures all dogs like being petted, even dogs who are actually pretty girls. But in the end, it’s probably for the best that she holds her tongue. The both of them can only stand so much embarrassment in one sitting. ]

Oh, no, it’s not your fault at all. I just need better impulse control.

I’d say I’d treat you to lunch to make up for it, but I don’t think they really have money here? Oh, maybe I can cook you something sometime!