[The poor girl. He nods, knowingly. She did seem a little too cheerful, even when she was mentioning the possibility of poisoning people. Clearly, she's already a victim.]
Yeah, that's probably the tea. It's impossible for anyone to feel that good, normally. The cold, hard reality is that life is a miserable existence. But the creatures here put all kinds of crap into the food just to entertain themselves. Like, some will make you happy, or force you to talk about things you don't want to, then there are drinks that can make you hallucinate, or turn you into an animal. It's pretty messed up.
[And yet, for as ridiculous as his advice sounds, he's actually right. He's seen the results of the welcoming feast, he's been into this cafe a few times, and witnessed things taking place at other festivities.
On a more pressing note, there are things he doesn't want to share about himself, things that would be detrimental were they to get out, and so he takes things, like potential invasions of privacy, seriously.]
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Yeah, that's probably the tea. It's impossible for anyone to feel that good, normally. The cold, hard reality is that life is a miserable existence. But the creatures here put all kinds of crap into the food just to entertain themselves. Like, some will make you happy, or force you to talk about things you don't want to, then there are drinks that can make you hallucinate, or turn you into an animal. It's pretty messed up.
[And yet, for as ridiculous as his advice sounds, he's actually right. He's seen the results of the welcoming feast, he's been into this cafe a few times, and witnessed things taking place at other festivities.
On a more pressing note, there are things he doesn't want to share about himself, things that would be detrimental were they to get out, and so he takes things, like potential invasions of privacy, seriously.]