[That gets a little snort of amusement out of Tifa that she has to immediately drown in her drink.]

I've never had one either, but I hear they can get pretty nasty.

[And she's going to leave it at that. It's not something she ever wants to experience for the sake of simply experiencing it once. The stories she's heard and the ones that Beatrix has heard are more than enough for her to get a picture of what it's like.]

There were some guys that would come back the next morning with hangovers and ask for plates of eggs and would down a few too many cups of coffee. I think that was good enough for me to learn my lesson.

But that's not to say that none of the other drinks aren't great in moderation. Just have to find the right one.