... Someday I will make someone here laugh at my brilliant wordplay.

[ Aw, phooey. But if it's time to impart some food-ly knowledge, she won't hesitate! She will try to sit up straighter so she stops slouching, so she can give off a dignified appearance! ]

Anyway! Devil's food cake! It's like a chocolate cake, except with WAY MORE CHOCOLATE. It even has chocolate frosting! It's the ultimate chocolate experience! It's sinfully delicious, and that's why it's called devil's food!

[ That last thing isn't true, but Della is confident in her made-up knowledge. ]