(True to form, Anya quickly chucks more stuff onto the mouth of the monstrous oven faster than her ancestors could have dreamed of doing. Bet that the likes of Peter the Great and Catherine the Great didn’t expect to see her throw an assortment of pots and pans and sticky cinnamon buns at the oven’s mouth that swiftly.)

Ahahaha! Soon, you giant living metal nightmare, you will be slower than anyone else in this house real soon. You can’t take down a Romanov that easily.