"Wait, you were seriously working that young? Isn't that like, illegal?"

While he got started on cooking, Pauline continued picking up various bits and bobs that had been thrown about setting them back in their proper places.

"It's been a while since the last time I heard the story, but I'll do my best. So, one day, Goldilocks was taking a walk through the woods and happened upon a cute little house. It was unlocked, so she decided to go inside."