"Now that you mention it, I guess I'd be kinda mad, too..."

Having grown up thinking this was a fun and silly story, she was a little surprised by his reactions. However, the more she thought about it, it was starting to look more and more like Goldilocks might actually be kind of a bad person, or at least sort of annoying.

"Uh, anyway, since the chair was broken, she moved on and found three beds! She think the first one was very comfortable and she didn't like the next one, either. But she thought the smallest one was perfect and so she went to sleep."

She glanced in the direction of the bears, still awaiting their meal.

"But not long after the three bears returned to their home."