What a weird story. This was stuff parents read to kids? As he tossed in the veggies and stir-fried them, he listened away and wondered where the tale was going. This is the first he'd heard of it, after all.

But... three bears? A girl named Goldy Locks? Was that why he was dressed like this, because he was supposed to be the girl right now?

He wasn't a freeloader though. He wasn't about to break beds and crash a host's party unless they deserved it.

"And that's when she got mauled n' eaten, right? I dunno kid stories much but I know some of 'em go dark."