[Listen, even that would make sense to him! But no, he keeps getting caught up in magical dream worlds where nothing can be explained by logic...
When he feels the slippery creature starting to flop onto his poorly-fitting shoe, though, all of his thoughts are cut off and replaced with revulsion.]
Gwuh—
[Whatever Tifa might have wanted him to do with the fish is entirely out of his mind as he kicks the thing as far away from him as his instinctive reaction allows... back into the ponds if he's lucky, but he rarely is.]
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When he feels the slippery creature starting to flop onto his poorly-fitting shoe, though, all of his thoughts are cut off and replaced with revulsion.]
Gwuh—
[Whatever Tifa might have wanted him to do with the fish is entirely out of his mind as he kicks the thing as far away from him as his instinctive reaction allows... back into the ponds if he's lucky, but he rarely is.]