Man, and I thought things got weird back in Fodlan from time to time...

[They've got demonic beasts, sure, and the occasional dragon, not to mention there are people around the monastery itself who never seem to age, and there's all that stuff about Crests and Heroes' Relics, but talking furniture is in an entirely different category.

Actually, he'd kind of like to see that?]

Sounds like fun, if you ask me. I wonder how you'd fight water...?

[He, too, adopts an expression that makes him appear lost in thought. What an interesting opponent that would be...]