[It sure doesn't, but points for effort and accuracy!]
That'll catch on, I'm sure.
[It won't, but you know, nice to dream.
Once he's nice and limbered up again, he goes back down on one knee beside one of the snoyotes, pulling a knife from his belt. He doesn't intend for this to get terribly bloody, but it would be most humane if he can make it quick and clean— thankfully, these things aren't getting up anytime soon.]
They're out cold. Nice work, we make a pretty good team. Handling all those creepy toys awhile back wasn't a fluke. Egg doing okay there? Poor little guy had quite a fall.
[He glances back to check before he puts himself to work with some careful defanging. Even if they're unconscious, they need to be careful not to let themselves get nicked.]
oh my god he made a baby sling
That'll catch on, I'm sure.
[It won't, but you know, nice to dream.
Once he's nice and limbered up again, he goes back down on one knee beside one of the snoyotes, pulling a knife from his belt. He doesn't intend for this to get terribly bloody, but it would be most humane if he can make it quick and clean— thankfully, these things aren't getting up anytime soon.]
They're out cold. Nice work, we make a pretty good team. Handling all those creepy toys awhile back wasn't a fluke. Egg doing okay there? Poor little guy had quite a fall.
[He glances back to check before he puts himself to work with some careful defanging. Even if they're unconscious, they need to be careful not to let themselves get nicked.]