"Which part? That the afterlife is real or that the unpleasant afterlife is?"

Alastor's grin widened.

"Or perhaps that your conversation partner earned the latter one?"

He chuckled and shrugged.

"Though, honestly, this is quite an opportunity for you! I'm sure you have plenty of questions regarding what happens after death! I can't attest to what goes on Upstairs, but I have plenty of experience in the ways of Hell! Ask away, my good fellow!"