[For that, Ferran earns himself an eyeroll.]

It's not like I'm going to run off and try to adopt the first wild animal I see. I'm not stupid.

[Honestly.]

Maybe I'll get lucky like you did and become some kind of cute animal whisperer. Something will just move in and decide it's my friend now. But, failing that, I guess I can add it to the dreamotion wish list.