[CLOSED] Learning to Live Together is Fun!

[lonelysmiles]

Who: Alastor and Angel Dust
Which: Log, CLOSED
Where: Alastor and Angel's treehouse (the knock-off Hazbin Hotel)
What: Catch-all log for August roommate shenanigans
Warnings: It's Alastor and Angel Dust. They are two demons from literal Hell. They have done terrible things and are likely to discuss terrible things.


I told you it was pretty much useless.

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[itsytitsyspider]

Why? Cause it was easy and available? Not to mention organic~ Come one, Al, it was good for the environment.

"Oh yeah, let me pop down the the local sex shop to get myself a new dildo." Al could hear Angel's eye roll in his voice. "Desperate times calls for desperate measures, Smiles."

[lonelysmiles]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DINNER!

Alastor opened his mouth, finger raised to say that, yes, he should have. Then he stopped, remembering belatedly where they currently weren't. Of course Angel couldn't go retrieve one of his...toys...from a local shop. The shops around here didn't sell them.

There was an audible smack as he slapped his hand over his very red face as the shadows howled in silent laughter. A few of them even started appearing in Angel's room, mutely rolling about in their mirth.

[itsytitsyspider]

Through the door, Angel could hear the slap. What the fuck was Alastor going? Who was he hitting? Himself? Weird.... Did Angel brake him? The fucking prude. How the fuck did he survive in Hell for this long with all its... depravity?

The frown on the spider's face deepens as dark figures started to bleed out from under the door. Those little snitches. Get the fuck out this ain't a free peek show.

"Hey Al! Tell your cronies to scram or I'm changin' them for the veiw!"

[lonelysmiles]

Look, there was a reason he steered clear of any areas that went heavy on Lust.

Alastor ran his hand down his face as the shadows continued laughing in his head.

One of the little shadows shifted its shape to resemble Alastor while another mimicked Angel. The Angel shadow sashayed its hips as it made its way over to the Alastor shadow, the latter looking like it wanted to flee, as the other little shadows laughed hysterically at the show.

Angel couldn't hear the dialogue, but Alastor certainly could. Without thinking, he opened the door and grabbed the offending duo in his claws.

"All right, that's enough out of you!"

[itsytitsyspider]

Angel had no idea what was going on, but the little shadow duo cause him to cock a questioning brow. Well, the Angel shadow could use a little work. While it was a nice attempt at his walk, it needed a bit more attitude in those hips. Keep trying litt-

The door suddenly flung open much to Angel's surprise as Alastor marched in. Not like the porn star really cared if the deer had stumbled in to see him... disheveled. Hell, he wouldn't have cared if he walked in on him mid deed. Just one Hellphone search, you could find his vids that would show a lot worse. But there he sat, sheets in his lap, his shirt crooked with messy bed head, Magnus peeking out from his pillowy hiding spot behind him.

"....." Angel blinks. "Wow Al, just prancin' right on in. What if I was naked?"

Getting a lot of use out of this icon today.

[lonelysmiles]

Alastor froze, eyes wide in realization.

"...I'll just see myself out then!"

The little shadows mutely cackled as Alastor sped out of the door, slamming it closed behind himself. Even his own personal shadow was joining in on the fun.

At least until all of them gained faint red auras and were forcefully yanked out of the room via the cracks around the door.

[itsytitsyspider]

Again the spider found himself alone in his room just.... blinking. What the fuck was Al's problem? He was one of the most feared demons in Hell but at the slightest implication of something sexual, he turns into a frightened deer. Angel felt like he had stumbled on to some dangerous information. Dangerous for Alastor that is. Angel wasn't going to go around snitching on something this priceless. This was going to be fun.

With his bedroom intruder gone, he glanced back to Magnus debating with himself. What's done was done after all and Al didn't want it back so.... one more time? A wicked idea crossed his mind. If Alastor was going to be weird about a little self-care, he was going to give him a reason to be. He wasn't actually do anything but... dick with the prudish deer a bit. Cupping a hand around his mouth to amplify his own voice, the porn star started out slow, letting out a soft moan. Little by little his pleasured sounds grew louder and there was no doubt that he could be heard from beyond the door.

"Hmm.... yes... right there~ AH! Oh Al~"

'Little Al' was born.

[lonelysmiles]

It wouldn't take long until Angel heard the front door hastily shut, Alastor having clapped his hands over his sensitive ears. It didn't help that his shadow friends were all laughing hysterically in his head.

"All of you can shut up!" he snarled as he made his way away from the treehouse.

Surely, surely Angel would be done in an hour? He could stop by Dreambucks for a light lunch.

...Better make it two.

End of the Great Cucumber Debacle Angel: 1 - Alastor: 0

[itsytitsyspider]

Hearing the front door slam shut, Angel stopped his little performance. That was too easy. Man, he could write a book on how to chase off a murder deer for dummies. Does this mean he's won? Welp... Since he was alone....

His eyes traveled back to the cucumber. One more time for real wouldn't hurt~